Mirror, mirror on the wall

That story scares the bajeebies out of my little boy by the way.  When the mirror answers the wicked witch that snow white is fairer and then she sends the hunter to take her out in the woods to kill her and bring her back Snow White's heart.... well, I just don't remember it being all that scary as a kid, but after we listened to it on storynory.com one day, he started having nightmares!  So we stick with Jack and the Beanstalk now.  And my little guy stomps around the house yelling "FEE FI FO FUM, I smell the blood of an Englishman!  Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread!"  Much better, right?

so 25 cents at a neighbors garage sale got me this. (Of course I forgot a before pic, so this is a similar but not exact one btw).

1. paint black  2. glue beads around the inside.  3. dig through that baggy of odd earrings you bought from an old lady for 50 cents and find one that makes you say, "mmmm, sassy!" and glue that on.  Step back and admire.  Not yourself, Silly, the mirror!  (In comes the music: "You're so vain....  you probly think this song is about you......")  (I hate misspelling words, but "probably" just doesn't fit the tune.  So you understand, right?)  (Is it okay to use this many parenthesis in a paragraph?)