10. Gotta have a smoke.
9. Have to talk to at least half of the contacts on cell phone for a couple minutes each day.
8. Gotta have a smoke.
7. Needs to break for an hour (or two) to mushroom hunt.
6. Gotta have a smoke.
5. Tore pants open on a nail and have to purchase a new pair.
4. Gotta have a smoke.
3. Has to give me a rundown of the bars he's been kicked out of because of his mad pool skills.
2. Gotta have a smoke.
And the NUMBER ONE REASON TO HAVE A BREAK???
1. Gotta drop everything to buy bird feed for the homing pigeon found in my garage when getting more mud!!!! (Which then got smacked by a truck 3 days later when he released it back "into the wild").
|Hey, they might be a little sloppy, but at least they'll get r' done!|
By the way, drywall man, where are you? You can't have a break before you've even started for the day!!! :) Adios readers, I need to go bake him some cookies. Although slightly begrudgingly....